{"id":5729,"date":"2016-06-23T12:14:40","date_gmt":"2016-06-23T19:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.threeadventure.com\/hootnannie\/?p=5729"},"modified":"2016-06-23T14:26:17","modified_gmt":"2016-06-23T21:26:17","slug":"what-is-it-about-humans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.threeadventure.com\/hootnannie\/2016\/06\/23\/what-is-it-about-humans\/","title":{"rendered":"What Is It About Humans?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think this will be a regular series because, you know, humans provide endless amounts of material.<\/p>\n<p>This story revolves around a lady that stood in a parking space in downtown Paso Robles to save it for a guy that came back around\u2026I\u2019m assuming boyfriend or husband. This lady was at least in her 50\u2019s if not 60\u2019s. She stood in the space for roughly 4 to 5 minutes waiting for this dude. In that time she actually got lucky that only one person tried to park there.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>As the car approached to try and take the spot the lady basically shook her finger at them. After one or two attempts to get her to move the car just took off. Once her guy parked and got out she put something away into the car and they both walked on down the street. There seemed to be nothing physically wrong with either of these individuals.<\/p>\n<p>Bottom line, it\u2019s illegal to use your physical body to save a parking space. Beyond that, who do you think you are? Are you better than everyone else? Do you live under a different legal or moral code than the rest of us? Next time, get your ass out of the way and let the vehicles figure it out for themselves. You aren\u2019t above the law.<\/p>\n<p>We all have pet peeves? 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