Beware of the Sneezing Baby (with Food in His Mouth)

There are a lot of very interesting things that first time parents go through and learn. I have discussed some of those things on here before but I recently noticed another â??patternâ? with our little dude. The Sneezing Baby. You may or may not have gone through this with your kidsâ?¦Iâ??d like to think you have not and that this is just a very freakishly weird thing that our 20+ pound baby Jesus does special for us.

I know a sneezing baby appears to be normal occurrenceâ?¦but thatâ??s not all it is. This boy has made a habit of sneezing while I feed him. He doesnâ??t seem to do it for Annie with the regularity and consistency he does it for me so Iâ??m thinking this is some punishment for something I did years ago and now canâ??t remember.

My guess is that roughly 95% of the time when I feed him he sneezes at least once. Thatâ??s not a big deal until I explain further and tell you that most of those times are right after I have placed food in his mouthâ?¦now do you get it? I knew babies could be messy but seriously, sneezing with a spoonful of prunes, applesauce, and scrambled eggs in your mouth is crazy.

This has been going on for over a Payday Loans month and I finally needed to come clean (ironic to use the word clean in this post) and admit that itâ??s not always teddy bearâ??s and smiles. I say all this in a very joking manner but this was not in the manual. It was not in Googleâ??s archives when you search for weird shit babies do. Sure there are the more normal things with babies like diapers, spillage out of said diapers, and so onâ?¦things we all probably understand and know will happen but I have never had prunes (helps with above mentioned diapers) sneezed all over me, the high chair, and the floor.

No matter how prepared you THINK you will be or areâ?¦youâ??re not. Thatâ??s part of why I wrote about â??giving upâ? in the last blog post on here. New craziness will come up daily or weekly in your life once you have a little, tiny baby angel and itâ??s okay. You have to give up on the imagery and deal with what is actually going on. My kid sneezes food on me the four days a week that Annie goes off to workâ?¦itâ??s cool. I mean, I donâ??t love it but I love him and after the first handful of times I was ticked (and slightly grossed out)â?¦so I gave up.

I embrace the prunes (the unexpected) nowâ?¦and so should you.